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Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: So far, everyone's in Korea or China... what about you?
Stranger: canada babayyy!
You: niiiice
You: good, no more ESL
Stranger: you?
You: Amer'kuh
You: West Coast
Stranger: nice by the beach!
You: heh. not quite...
You: but not far either
You: so what brings you to chats with strangers?
You: brother's facebook landed me here
Stranger: im a lonely person
Stranger: i dont really have anyone to tlk to
You: you do this often, then?
Stranger: hahahahahahah jk im vererrerery popular
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Stranger: i have like 12 bfs
You: good you had me worried
You: I had already shed a solitary tear for your lonely life...
You: isn't 12 bfs hard to handle though?
You: that must get complicated
Stranger: well i have a good memory
Stranger: are a boy
?
?
Stranger: cuz you could be lucky number 13
You: it's more fun if you guess...
You: what do you think
You: am I a guy or a girl?
Stranger: hmmmmm
You: I can hear the Jeopardy music playing softly in the background
Stranger: you a boy
You: correct!
You: amazing
You: you must be psychic
You: sorry to let you down though, I don't date Canadians
You: I can't be your lucky 13
Stranger: woow why you quick to judge
Stranger: im such an awesome person
You: its complicated....sorry
You: to be honest, it's a racial thing
You: I'm racist against canadians
You: no offense
You: most americans are racist
You: and I'm no exception
You: but at least I'm honest
Stranger: i thought you different
Stranger: :'(
You: so... let me guess... you're a female student, between ages 19 and 25, right?
Stranger: effff no im 16
You: oooooooooohhh man
You: what are you doing up?
You: no matter what coast you're on, you're in trouble with your rents
Stranger: partying
You: partying... on the internet?
Stranger: yes indeed
You: sounds like a lame party, if you ask me.
Stranger: are you an old person ? how old are you ?
Stranger: cause idont want to be talking to a creep .
Stranger: and dont lie either
You: hah.
Stranger: cause thats gay shit man
You: I'm a 58 year old obese man from Wisconsin. I'm so lonely
You: please pretend you want to sleep with me just a little longer...?
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: i dont want to tlk with a creeeeeep
You: serious? serious as cancer. NOthing but pure, clean honesty in this chat room.
You: Creep? Do I sound like a creep?
You: Well... since we're being honest...
You: I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here...
Stranger: F U im disconnecting bitch.
You: you don't like radiohead?
Stranger: wtf
You: ITs a really popular song
You: about being a creep. DUH.
Stranger: okay..
You: wait... weren't you disconnecting? You called me a bitch...
Stranger: cause you were being wierd.
You: You call me a creep. You call me a liar. You call me a bitch... honestly, my feelings are hurt
Stranger: honestly, you are.
You: I thought a 16 year old would know Radiohead, I'm sorry. I guess times have changed since my day.
Stranger: wow bye
You: TTFN!
